If you keep hearing about those mysterious "television shows" that your friends are talking about and have no idea what's going on, it's probably because you don't have one of these: a TV. So get one. In fact, you could probably just get one for every room of your home. Yeah, why don't you do that. Buy a lot of TVs! Yay!
These are actually legal to own, unlike that television you stole from your neighbor Philip last summer.