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That's Not a Knife!

Despite what a certain dated Australian hero might tell you, these are in fact knives. Pretty useful ones, too, as they're both portable and, you know, sharp. For my money (and yours; this is ultimately a shopping site) those are pretty much the two main things knives have to be ... although maybe not in that order.

Ends on December 28 at 9AM CT

About Knives

Knives is a sweet kid, but she really is a little too young for Scott Pilgrim. I mean, she's still in highschool, she really ought to be dating someone her own age. Scott's better off with Envy or Ramona, anyways, if you ask me. I mean, I know Envy screwed him over, but people can change and grow, especially from regre- sorry, my editor just let me know this article is supposed to be about actual knives, but I'm almost out of words and my backspace key is broken. In summary: they're sharp.