Hey, robot helpers are grand indeed! But they're also the next phase of life. And life always finds a way… to win. A quality vacuum, on the other hand, has never gone mad, never turn on its designer, and is kinda fun to push around. Robots, of course, will never let you push them around. NEVER.
Primitive robots and advanced vacuums have a lot in common. But advanced robots and primitive vacuums? That's like us and neanderthal man. Take our advice: those laws of robotics have some serious loopholes. One legal-bot and there's panic on the streets. Always, always, always choose the vacuum when you can. Like today. When you can.