In this world full of excitement and thrills- you do NOT want to go outside. Are you kidding? There's smoke, and sunburn, and meteors, and you don't even get an extra life! Better to do all that on the HDTV. At this point, it'll look better than real life anyway.
Yeah, they're kind of new. Probably you've never heard of them. But don't worry! Now that you've been unfrozen, you can watch a little TV and catch right up. And boy, do we envy you. Because you're about to see a little show called "Gilligan's Island" for the very first time, and not many people in the world can still say that.