ZzzQuil, Nighttime Sleep Aid LiquiCaps

It's 11:30 at night, I'm tired but I can't fall to sleep. I stumble into the bathroom to take a couple Zzzzquil Nightime Sleep-aid Liquidcaps and the torture begins. I pull the box out of the cabinet and try to get the blister pack open. It's like an iron glove around these pills and it's not going anywhere. I use my teeth...no luck. I stumble towards the den (all the way at the other end of the house), trip over dog one (I'm not turning on any lights because I don't want to wake anyone else up and I don't want to lose the tiny bit of drowsiness that I have) so I trudge along and trip over dog two (I just knew I shouldn't have adopted two very dark dogs who are completely invisible in the dark, hindsight is 20/20 but I digress). I make it to the den where there is a pair of scissors in the desk drawer and fumble for the low wattage lamp on the desk so I can kinda see what I am doing. I sit down, rub my big toe that bumped into the not one but two dogs in the hallway then get at that packaging with those scissors making a mental note to remember to buy a pair of scissors for the bathroom so I never have to go through this again. I get these tiny little pills out of the packing and head back to the bedroom trying to remember the mental picture of where the dogs were when I ran them over the first time. I get past dog one with no issues (Yeah me!) but alas, I'm celebrating too soon and stumble over dog two or as I like to fondly refer to him as "The Rock" all while clutching those tiny pills in my hot little hand praying I don't drop one or both of them. I crawl back into bed, and fumble on the nightstand for my bottle of water. I find it take my little pills and fall asleep 15 minutes later. I wake up in the morning with a sore toe but am refreshed from a good night's sleep and absolutely no memory of making a mental note to buy scissors for the bathroom! Why oh why can't they just put them in a bottle like Tylenol PM? P.S. I love my beautiful rescue dogs dearly and don't begrudge them being invisible in the dark at all!