TROJAN Magnum Lubricated Large Condoms, 36 Ct

Okay, let’s talk about these little superheroes. I bought these for a special mission and let me tell you, they didn't just meet expectations—they exceeded them. First off, the fit? Like a glove. I felt like I was wearing a tailor-made suit for my... well, you know. No pinching, no weird bulging. It was like my junk was living its best life. The lubrication? Perfectly smooth, like the glide of a professional ice skater. I didn’t need a second coat of lotion halfway through, which is a huge win. In fact, it stayed so slick, I almost slid off the bed at one point. And let's talk durability. This thing was tighter than my budget after Black Friday. Stayed put, no slipping, no surprises. Honestly, I’m pretty sure this thing could survive an apocalypse—along with the cockroach that will undoubtedly be the last thing standing. If you’re looking to protect your most valuable assets and maybe even impress your partner, this is the one. 10/10 would recommend to anyone trying to keep it together in the most... wild of situations. P.S. If these had a fan club, I’d be the president.