Cremo Original Shave Cream

Gents, for me, lotion-style shaving cream is pretty hit or miss when it comes to getting a close, comfortable shave. However, I used the cooling Crema cream to shave my face, and it indeed is very slick and gives a very close shave. The cooling action is probably the strongest I've experienced, but it's not uncomfortable. On those mornings where you don't want to get out of bed, it will definitely put a much needed perk in your step. It smells great, too. Not overbearing, just a light scent. Five stars when used on your face. Now for the DIRE WARNING about where you use it: I take pride in keeping myself well-groomed head to toes. It's 2024, and I know I'm not alone. So, let's be honest: No one likes a hairy egg. Imagine reaching into a carton of eggs and finding a hairy one. You'd be like, "This is not acceptable. I'm filing a class action lawsuit and alerting the FDA." Same goes for the people who experience you in your birthday suit. Just ask them, "Would you prefer silky smooth, non-hairy eggs or do you like kiwi fruit/rambutans (look them up)?" The vast, vast majority of answers will be beautifully smooth, shiny eggs. Anyway, I would advise you strongly not to use this on any eggs. Too spicy for eggs. And don't be lulled into a false sense of security because you tried putting it on eggs but don't feel alarmed right away. Before you know it, you'll be doing interpretive dance, crying and laughing at the same time, trying to figure out a way to extinguish the cooling fire. But, you, like me, will discover that, like your mouth when eating really spicy food, nothing helps but the excruciating passage of time. Water, ice, milk, tortilla chips--Nope. Now, I know that some people can eat really spicy food without blinking an eye, and I know some of you will ignore me or try it just for fun. If you live, I promise that you and the people around you will end up astonished at how smooth eggs can be. You'll no longer use the analogy, "Smooth as a baby's butt." You will say, "Smooth as a freshly shaved pair of ............ eggs." One more thing. I don't have direct experience because experimenting with eggs was more than enough, but it still probably goes without saying that you should, at all costs, avoid putting this stuff on the business end of sausages, pickles, mushrooms, twinkies, Geoducks, etc. And, bless your heart if you try, but please have a fire extinguisher or 911 on the line if you dare apply it around the outside of a pineapple ring, doughnut, or bagel. To reiterate, this cream is amazing. From the neck up. 5 stars.