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For Those Days When the Apocalypse is the Second-Worst Thing to Happen
By Breadbag on Reviewed in the United States on September 2, 2024
Let’s be honest: surviving the end of the world is tough enough without the added discomfort of chafing in places that should never see friction. Enter Fresh BALLS Lotion, the unsung hero of personal care that ensures your groin area stays as smooth as your survival skills. This anti-chafing cream is a game-changer. It goes on like a lotion but dries to a powder finish, meaning no more awkward walk-of-shame waddle after a long day of outrunning zombies, dodging asteroids, or just surviving a Monday. The scent is subtle, so you won’t smell like you’re trying too hard—even when you are. The best part? It actually works. No more sticking, no more sweating in all the wrong places, and most importantly, no more chafing. Because if the world’s going to end, I at least want to face it with dignity—and dry balls. In conclusion, if you’re looking to keep your undercarriage comfortable while you tackle the chaos of daily life (or the apocalypse), Fresh BALLS is the way to go. It’s the ultimate defense against one of life’s most annoying discomforts. Trust me, your future self will thank you.
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Works, but powdery residue is unsightly
By Mike on Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2016
I've been using Gold Bond body powder for a bit (gold bottle) and that stuff has done the trick perfectly. A website suggested that this product would be better at dehydrating the plums. Bought this tube for fun and slathered it on like a massage therapist. The initial warming sensation wasn't bad and I was confident I got full coverage. It does have a scent similar to a cheap cologne that you'd wear in middle school. Not overpowering, but slightly noticeable. A couple hours later, I went to use the restroom and was shocked at how this stuff dries. It left white residue all over the inside of my black Duluth Trading Co. boxer briefs and all along my FUPA and thighs. It works...but the residue is unsightly. Don't expect to be undressing around any women prior to showering or they may walk out on you. Overall, it works, but the powdery residue is extremely visible.
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