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Pepé Le Pew's favorite Cologne. He rates it 5 stars!
By J. Sawberry on Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2025
Pepé Le Pew's favorite Cologne. He rates it 5 stars! For those who don't remember or are just too young to know here is a recap according to Wikipedia® "Pepé Le Pew is an animated character from the Warner Bros. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons, introduced in 1945. Depicted as a French anthropomorphic striped skunk, Pepé is constantly on the quest for love and pursuit of romance but typically his skunk odor causes other characters to run away from him." I am not a cologne snob so I won't be going into all the top, middle, and base notes. It all comes down to the SMELL! This is a clone of Creed Aventus. I don't know what that smells like but I do know what Armaf Club de Nuit Intense smells like! The smell just STINKS!!! It is a very intense smell of rotten lemons and skunks with possible road kill mixed in. Talk about longevity, you can't get this stinking smell off of you! I tried washing it off with both liquid and hand soap. Soap would not even touch it. I tried Dawn dishwashing soap which usually works on almost everything but no luck, I still stunk. Getting desperate I tried WD-40. Armaf Club de Nuit Intense even kicked its butt. They say time heals all wounds and apparently, it is the only thing that outlasts Armaf Club de Nuit Intense. After baking in the hot desert sun for two days and being cleansed by a holy man bathing me in dung I finally started to smell better. So unless you have a holy man on standby with a fresh load of dung on hand you might want to pass on Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Cologne! Oh, I should add that the putrid smell does come in a nice bottle with simulated diamonds which aids in better shot placement. If you do shoot it, please make sure the bottle is downwind!
Top critical review
It smells like leather no vanilla
By Laura Torres on Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2025
I don’t know what to tell you about the hype. I’m glad I got it cheap. I can say that it smells old. OK not the best especially what’s written down in black-and-white. There is no vanilla that I can come across and at the end of it riding for the rest of the night offer of three space sprays, as you smell leather, where did that come into a place as a note that I’ll give it three stars it’s not the best but it’s something that you can Wear it as a work cologne that’s what only thing that I would use it for
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