MiraLAX Gentle Constipation Relief Laxative

Listen, MiraLAX doesn’t mess around. One scoop in water and suddenly my digestive system is smoother than a Slip ’N Slide at a kid’s birthday party. It’s gentle, tasteless, and effective — the three qualities you want in both a laxative and a good roommate. No cramping, no drama, just… results. Reliable, consistent results. Let’s just say I no longer schedule my life around “bathroom uncertainty.” If your pipes need a tune-up, this is like Draino for humans — but classy.