Gillette Deodorant for Men, Clear Gel (Pack of 4)

I started to notice friends didn’t come around as often as they had when I was showing. I was at my wits end, unaware of what was driving a wedge between my social life and me. As I rapidly grew more desperate, a gentle breeze ruffled thru my room, pushing the pungent odor of a homeless camp hot yoga session in the breaking of a fish processing plant. Could it be my scent that is the catalyst for my unintentional hermit lifestyle? Amazing to the rescue, a couple of clicks and a half day waiting, I had my deodorant. As I rubbed up my pots with the fragrance effervescent of a spring shower on a lavender meadow, I could feel the return to normalcy. My dog came home, my beloved houseplant bloomed. Heaven suddenly seemed closer to me than before. Elizabeth McGillicutty was meandering outside my door, could she be mustering the courage to engage in conversation, or more? No, she was looking for her keys, alas, love must wait. Perhaps when her love suddenly finds cause to stay away, she may discover my loving glance. And if that day comes, her heart will flutter knowing my body smells good. Till then my love, till then.