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Mutt Madness: Round 1 Results

by Kathleen Richards

Round 1 is over and the results are in!

To calculate your score, add up the number of percentage points that each of your team members won. If one of your team members lost their matchup, you still get the percentage points they earned in this round, they just won't be able to score any more points for you in future rounds.

Post your scores in the comments to see where you stand against everyone else!

Fictional Dogs (Live Action)
(1) Lassie - 79%
(16) Comet - 21%

(8) Ghost (Game of Thrones) - 70%
(9) Vincent (Lost) - 30%

(5) Air Bud - 47%
(12) Otis (Milo and Otis) - 55%

(4) Wishbone - 52%
(13) Eddie (Frasier) - 48%

(6) Beethoven - 48%
(11) Shadow and Chance - 52%

(3) Benji - 82%
(14) Skip - 18%

(7) Dog (Mad Max) - 43%
(10) Petey (The Little Rascals) - 57%

(2) Toto - 51%
(15) Marley (Marley and Me) - 49%

Fictional Dogs (Animated)
(1) Snoopy - 83%
(16) Droopy - 17%

(8) Dogmeat - 38%
(9) Lady and the Tramp - 62%

(5) Seymour - 46%
(12) Marmaduke - 54%

(4) Pluto - 65%
(12) Huckleberry Hound - 35%

(6) Jake (Adventure Time) - 26%
(11) Astro (The Jetsons) - 74%

(3) Dug (Up) - 45%
(14) Underdog - 55%

(7) Brian Griffin - 82%
(10) PaRappa the Rapper - 18%

(2) Scooby Doo - 70%
(15) Odie - 30%

Historic/Literary Dogs
(1) Balto - 39%
Clifford (The Big Red Dog) - 61%

(8) Buddy (Bill Clinton's Dog) - 57%
(9) Barney (George W. Bush's Dog) - 43%

(5) Argos (The Odyssey) - 39%
(12) Rin Tin Tin - 61%

(4) Buck (Call of the Wild) - 57%
(13) Pavlov's Dogs - 43%

(6) Hachiko - 31%
(11) Old Yeller - 69%

(3) Bo (Barack Obama's Dog) - 37%
(14) The Queen's Corgis - 63%

(7) Shiloh - 70%
(10) Tock (The Phantom Tollboth) - 30%

(2) Laika - 40%
(15) Cujo - 60%

Mascots/Celebrity Dogs/Etc.
(1) Doge - 37%
(16) Scottie Dog (Monopoly) 63%

(8) Tinkerbell - 7%
(9) Taco Bell Chihuahua - 93%

(5) Nipper and Chipper - 60%
(12) Ubu (Ubu Productions) - 40%

(4) Gary Fisher - 75%
(13) Heart Kun - 25%

(6) Hank (Milwaukee Brewers) - 57%
(11) Martha - 43%

(3) McGruff the Crime Dog - 72%
(14) Bingo (Cracker Jacks - 28%

(7) Bingo (Folk Song) - 35%
(10) Spuds MacKenzie - 65%

(2) Boo ("Cutest Dog in the World") - 33%
(15) Poker Playing Dogs - 67%

Wow, guys. A lot of wild stuff happened here and a lot of upsets, but we really need to talk about what’s going on in the Historic/Literary Dogs division: Clifford, the 16 seed, beat Balto, the 1 seed. That’s pretty much the craziest upset we can have, and to be honest, I’m pretty disappointed.

You guys do realize that Clifford doesn’t do anything but hang around and be really big and get in everyone’s way while Balto was actually a real dog who raced across the Alaskan tundra carrying medicine that SAVED A BUNCH OF CHILDREN’S LIVES and then later got a movie about him where he was voiced by Kevin Bacon, which is also pretty cool in my opinion. But no…everyone would rather vote for the big red dog who does nothing be be big and red and annoy parents who are held hostage by the whims of their children and forced to watch his tv show and read his books over and over again endlessly.

This is just a long-winded way of saying that Clifford sucks and Balto is awesome and the 61% of you who voted for him are just downright wrong. And don’t even get me started on what happened in the Laika/Cujo matchup. Laika WENT TO SPACE while Cujo IS AN ACTUAL MURDERER*. I just don't understand.

But that’s not the point. The point is to let the people chose and the people have chosen. These are our results.

Since we had a lot of upsets in this round, It's shaping up to be a pretty interesting competition. A lot of you who made unconventional selections might be pretty pleased with yourselves right now.

Oh yeah, and don't forget to vote on Round 2. It starts today and continues tomorrow. We'll post the Round 2 results on Monday and start up with Round 3. Click the image below to go vote now!

*Disclaimer: I have neither seen nor read Cujo because it seems way to scary for me, but I did read a plot summary on Wikipedia, so I know he kills people.