There Can Be Only Pun: Bands in the Bathroom!

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bathroom Bands!

Here's the deal: I'm starting a new band. Here's the scoop: we only perform in bathrooms, and we mostly just rewrite other people's songs to be about bathroom stuff. So, what should we call ourselves? Here are some ideas:

  • sTool
  • Enema Collective
  • The Runs DMC

But those are lame. So I'm calling on you, Wooters, to help me out. Post your bathroom band name in the comments and I'll choose my favorites next week. (And just to be clear, they DON'T need to be about #2; they can be about other bathroom stuff, too.)

Last Week's Winner (Fish of Football): Mussel Wilson from johnnyicemak.

Other Favorites: Joe Fluke-o from jmmacedo1; Narwhalter Payton from justkissmybas; and Jay Cuttlefish from cuppatea.

Photo by flickr user Mai Le, used under a Creative Commons License.