There Can Be Only Pun: Booze for Athletes

by Sean Adams

It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Booze for Athletes!

Last night, while I was having a few adult beverages to ring in the new year, I got an idea for a business: a boozy sports drink company. Think about it: athletes are under a lot of stress; they deserve to have a drink and relax now and then. But they don't want to get dehydrated, because that could affect their performance on the court or field the next day. So they have on of my... umm... see, there's my problem. I need a name for my new beverage. Here are a few ideas came up with:

  • Champ(agne)
  • Prognac
  • India Pale Ade

But those just aren't good enough. Maybe you guys can help. Post your boozy sports drink puns in the comments, and I'll choose my favorites next week!

Christmas's winner (Cat Carols): "Silv-hair Balls" from user bongosolo

Other Favorites: Props to Nparus for "The 12 Strays of Catmas", and to patrice2 and dianepierce33 who wrote their own carols!

Photo by flickr user Dominic's pics, used under a Creative Commons License.