Yo Ho! A Pirate-Themed Woot Off For Me!

Ahoy, matey!

Well this is just great. Your old corsair companion Crapbeard has scattered pieces of his treasure maps across the face of this Woot Off. Help me piece together my maps, and I'll give ye a share of me ample booty! Y'harrr. Such a stereotype of a pirate be I...

As if the peg leg, eyepatch, and emblematic exclamations weren't enough, now I've gone and scattered my treasure maps across the Seven Seas like some kind of caricature of piracy. Shiver me hackneyed timbers!

Here's how you can help: Scour the horizon for sails. Y'harrr, I mean "sales." If you see the word -TREASURE-, dig! A piece of my map is buried somewhere underneath, or my name isn't Crapbeard.

There be two maps, each leading to stashes of my namesake treasure; one fer Tuesday, one fer Wednesday. Find them, and ye'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! (If yer wildest dreams be extremely underwhelming.)

Y'harrr!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Special 2012 Woot Monkey Games Screaming Monkey
  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.005s
First Sucker:
ch3fdan
Last Wooter to Woot:
drm31415

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 48% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 68% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 28% bought 3

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Woots by State

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