There are plenty of reasons why you might need a bed in a minute. It’s just that we’re too polite to list them all here.

Instead, we’ll let you imagine all the reasons a person might have to make them want to only spend a minute getting a bed. Go on, go on, think whatever you like, no one’s going to get in trouble. We’re not even going to mention the reasons. By which we mean the reasons you might need a bed in about a minute. A bed that will support about 750 fifty pounds of pressure and have a nine inch thickness. In, as we said, just a minute. There must be plenty of different ideas that you’re all thinking of, all those reasons you might need a bed in just one minute. Wow, the various options are practically infinite. And whatever they are, the reasons you need a bed in a minute, you’d just have to get the powerful AC pump and inflate away, and then get right on with whatever you needed a bed for, about sixty seconds later. That’s just a minute, after all. A bed in a minute. For whatever reason you like. That’s what we’re selling here. Perfectly innocent.

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