Plant watering enthusiasts, get ready, because THE GAME. HAS. CHANGED.

For far too long, the ability to “change everything” has been a power only the largest tech companies of the world could wield. When Google makes an announcement, it changes everything. Facebook? Same thing. Heck, Apple has changed everything almost 438 times BY ITSELF. Even when you don’t even know the game had previously changed, BANG! It’s changed again. That, as the kids say, is how they roll.

But what of the world of amateur horticulturalist? Must the weekend yard worker rest quietly on their laurels while the whiz-bang wizards of computing revise the world at their whim? When will it be their turn to stare down the world and say “Guess what? We’re making a few of our own changes!”

Friends, today is that day. The Aqua Globes have arrived (a few years ago).

That’s right, plant people. Your moment to shine is here. No more spills, no more over watering. Just fill these simple decorative glass globes with water, stick them into the soil around your precious petunias, and you’ll have perfectly hydrated plants for up to two weeks. And you’ll get two large and three medium-sized Aqua Globes in this five-pack, making it easy to tend to your porch garden’s many needs.

Think about it. No more of the clumsy, stereotypical rusty watering cans! No more wasting your money on fancy sundresses and big floppy hats that, while attractive, you only ever wore to water your posies! All that pesky time you spent walking from house plant to house plant in what was the only aerobic exercise you get during your day? Gone. Already they’re more useful than Google Wave ever was. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

At least until they install Wi-fi in the things. Or add their own brand of email. Or The Beatles.

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