Hey, you didn’t have kids for a reason.

A life like yours, it’s delicately balanced. One day, you’ve got bar trivia. The next day, you’ve got movie night. The third, camping out for the new Apple product. You might not even be home for days! Sure, the food you leave on the floor attracts the mice your cat needs to survive, but if you want plants, they need to be watered now and then, and who has time for that? Those immobile vegetables are supposed to be working for YOU, not the other way around!

So buying a Aqua Globe Mini 3 Pack makes for a happy medium. You get to only add water every two weeks or so, when you check in to do the bills and maybe some laundry, and they get to drink when they choose. The design allows the exact amount of water to seep into the plant, and you can even double-up the bulbs for the bigger greenery. You know, like the one your cat hides in when you start yelling about the mouse heads on your pillow. How can he give you gifts all the time? Hasn’t that stupid cat ever read about the natural glory of selfishness?

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