Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • iWürk is introduced by Würkin Stiffs as natural progression to innovate and stylize tech accessories
  • Each cover is precision-machined out of a solid piece of wood, which slides and locks onto your iPhone 4/4S
  • iWürk is all natural and it likes to be handled with care at all times
  • Your iWürk product's grain and coloring may vary from the photos you see here, because all trees are not the same
  • Hardshell case constructed of wood
  • Provides direct access to all features
  • Felt lining to help preserve the life of your phone

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Würkin Tips:
Be gentle. iPhones and iPads should slide in easily. Do not force while inserting. Please read all iWurk™ handling tips inside package before use

Measurements:

  • Bottom Width: 2.5 in
  • Middle Width: 2.5 in
  • Top Width: 2.5 in
  • Depth: 0.43 in
  • Height: 5 in
  • Weight: 0.82 oz

In the box:

  • Würkin Stiffs Bamboo Houndstooth Cover for iPhone 4/4S

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 51.886s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 25% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
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Bamboo Houndstooth Cover for iPhone 4/4S
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