Monkey Tee, Monkey Do

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Total woots: 10000

Sellout time: 8:59:23 PM Central Time

Due to large Woot-Off shipment volume (and to mess with the eBayers), shirt orders will not ship for APPROXIMATELY THREE WEEKS.

What’s this? There’s no screaming monkey here to see off this grueling three-day Woot-Off? Oh yes, there is. And it’s sitting in your chair, wearing your clothes, and thinking dirty thoughts about your significant other. It’s you! You’ve been by our side through this ordeal, hitting F5, buying stuff you don’t need, wearing the same shirt for three days – you’ve earned a new shirt, and a new identity. You’re the screaming monkey now.

Yes, this garment is a stylish, 100% something-or-other Woot t-shirt, suitable for any occasion where people won’t care how you’re dressed. But it also includes ingenious instructions for transforming it into a facsimile of the cape worn by our screeching, flying simian hero. Will you wear a mild-mannered t-shirt, or a dashing, dynamic super-cape? We put the power in your hands! Either way, you’ll make the kind of fashion statement that most adults are too sensible for.

But with great monkey comes great responsibility. While you’re zooming around the house in your new cape like an 8-year-old wearing brand-new Underoos, have your trusty sidekick take a picture and post it to our forums. Please remember to wear pants (not included).

As we said above, these will take longer to reach you than most orders. Longtime Woot fans will remember that it’s been roughly 2 years, 7 months, and 21 days since the last time we sold a Woot t-shirt (remember the old purple logo?), so waiting a few more weeks won’t kill you. Just sit tight, keep a cool head, and wish our new shirt printing crew luck. (We’ll keep them supplied with Red Bull and amphetamines.)

Thanks for Wooting-Off with us. Join us tomorrow when we return to our regularly scheduled Woot. All together now, fellow monkeys: up, up, and AAAAIIIEEEE!


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Since this is a Woot tee made by American Apparel, check their sizing chart for men or for women before you order. If you don’t know your measurements, keep in mind that American Apparel shirts tend to run small, so you might want to order a size larger than usual.

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Specs

Greenish Woot Tee (made by American Apparel)

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