Oscar, I said to get your grandfather a BIRTHDAY card, not… what is this Centon 32GB SDHC card, anyway?

Oscar, honestly. When I gave you that money, I said it was for your grandfather’s 80th birthday, not for spending on some tiny little plastic wafer. Oh, okay, I’m sorry, I meant “Centon 32GB Class 10 SDHC Card” I guess. Either way, it doesn’t matter what the name is because we just don’t have time now to stop and get him a REAL card, so we’ll just have to pretend we forgot, I guess. I just don’t know what got into you. How could you waste our money on this thing? What is it, some kind of toy?

Oh, hello, Dad! Happy birthday! Sorry we didn’t bring anything, Oscar and I came right from his school, we didn’t have time to stop because we didn’t want to be- oh, my Lord, Oscar, don’t give him that! Dad, really, I’m sorry, Oscar got this crazy Centon 32GB Class 10 SDHC Card thing, we weren’t going to talk about it with you but I guess he felt bad he forgot to get you a REAL card. You know how kids are. Oscar, come here and let me throw out that- oh, Dad, you don’t have to humor him by… oh, I see. It goes in the computer, does it? Well, that’s better, I guess, but I still don’t see why-

-oh, my. Oscar. Are those my baby photos? And my Dad’s wedding? And is that a movie of your baptism? And what’s that, a whole collection of westerns? Why, your grandfather LOVES westerns! And that’s what you did with this Centon 32GB Class 10 SDHC Card? You filled it up with 32 gigs of things he’d love! Oh, Oscar, come here! Come here and let me give you a big hug! This is an amazing gift, Oscar! It was wrong of me to make you feel bad, and I’m sorry. This Centon 32GB Class 10 SDHC Card is MUCH better than some photo of a kitty.

What? You put kitty photos on it too? Oscar, how did you get so smart? Must take after your grandfather, because it certainly doesn’t seem to be in my DNA.

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