A business card? Oh no! I’ve got something better!

That’s right: instead of handing out tiny paper cards like every other loser, I give away D-Link 10/100 Fast Ethernet Notebook Adapters. Think about it: a traditional business card can hold what? Your name? Your title? Your company? Your email and phone number? And then nothing else? That’s just not enough. With one of these D-Links, you can learn everything there is to know about me and my company; you just plug it into your computer, connect to your network’s high-speed internet access, and then go to my website. And the best part is this thing’s hot-swappable, so you don’t even need to turn your computer off before popping it in!

Getting to my website, on the other hand, will be a bit more difficult. First of all, it has to be httpsssss at the beginning. If you forget just one s, it won’t work. Also it’s not mikebrevvy.com; it’s mikebrevvy.co.de.lem.go (I saved about $15 on my domain name by doing that way!). On the entrance page, just click the big “Enter” button; that’ll bring you to the second entrance page, where you’ll have to click “Enter” again to get in (I designed two but I wasn’t sure which looked better; maybe you could give me some feedback?).

Now, the website itself is a work-in-progress, so not everything is exactly where it should be. For example, if you want to see my portfolio, you’ll have to click “About Me”; if you click the link that says “Portfolio,” it’ll crash your computer. Also, I messed something up on the “Contact Me” link, so it actually leads you to the second welcome page, which’ll lead you back to the first, which’ll start you over at the beginning. And no, there is no way to turn down the midi music.

But other than that, everything is pretty self-explanatory; so here, take this D-Link, take a look, and then call so we can talk about what I charge for my web design services!

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