A laptop fit for a king! Which is good, because kings need to chat.

>>XVI has entered chat<<

JEM: wait srsly?

Joseph-Michel: OH MY

JEM: you better not be a bot

XVI: nope it's me

Joseph-Michel: Your majesty, where have you been?

JEM: ya it's been like five years

XVI: I actually wasn't going to come back but some bagbiter pulled me out of retirement

JEM: um we don't have any new balloons

Joseph-Michel: I could fill a washcloth with hot air and send it to the ceiling if you like

XVI: No, no, it's okay

XVI: Chat rooms are old hat these days anyway

XVI: I'm more into social media

XVI: and the deregulation of the grain market

XVI: that's dope

JEM: man it's like we don't even know you any more

Joseph-Michel: Did you get a new Dell? You're typing so much faster.

XVI: yah it's got everything a king like me needs

JEM: seriously, i'm really happy for you

JEM: that grain market thing sounds real solid

Joseph-Michel: Yes, your Majesty. It seems a lovely way to end your golden years.

XVI: it's good enough

XVI: but um

XVI: I was just thinking back, you know

JEM: the old days?

XVI: yeah

XVI: you guys wanna take the balloon out one last time?

XVI: for old times sake?

XVI: I could bring this great Latitude and chart our journey

JEM: let's do it

Joseph-Michel: I shall summon the carriage

>>Joseph-MIchel has left the chat<<

JEM: I'll get a sheep's bladder full of wine and some snails

XVI: not the cheap snails

JEM: nah the good ones

XVI: hey just for fun can we swing by Montmédy as we go

XVI: no big deal just for fun

XVI: just some bros in a balloon

JEM: oh is this about the revolution again

XVI: maybe

JEM: we gotta pick up that von fersen dude?

XVI: maybe

JEM: ah whatevs

JEM: it's ride or die once you're in the balloon mafia

XVI: is that what we called ourselves

JEM: Joseph-Michel thought it up

XVI: really?

JEM: just go with it when he gives you a jacket later

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