That Sucks

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[Editor's note: The following product description, "Nothing Sucks More Than A Dyson!" was written prior to Sunday's game, and is unfortunately no longer valid. We apologize to our dedicated readership, which depends on Woot for reliable, truthful information. Unfortunately, the suckiness of one of the teams in said game exceeded anything we could have predicted. The error is regretted.]

Nothing sucks more than a Dyson! And this DC24 standup vac has 115 airwatts of constant suction power -- so it will suck more than anything you can imagine. Even the suckiest performances in human history don't match the sucking power of a Dyson! 

Imagine a sucky professional sports team -- one that fails to accomplish the basic goals of the sport for more than a full half of the game. Will you believe us when we say that this Dyson is even SUCKIER than that? If this Dyson was a sports team, it would … we don't know … give the other team several points on the first play of the game. No team is that sucky!

That's right, we're 100% sure that this Dyson will suck more than anything else this month -- or ever! And if we're wrong, we'll give someone one billion [Editor's note: the rest of the write-up has been edited for content]. 

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Features

  • Suction power – 115 airwatts (constant)
  • Ultra-lightweight and compact, weighing only 11.65 lbs.
  • Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it with out pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
  • The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
  • Root Cyclone™ Technology: Patented Dyson technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Lifetime Washable HEPA Filtration (High Efficiency Particulate Air): Filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
  • Certified Asthma and Allergy Friendly by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
  • Easy Empty Bin: Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
  • Motorized Brushbar: Powerful bristles remove dirt and pet hair from carpets
  • Clear Bin allows you to see when the bin should be emptied and removes the need to buy specific vacuum bags
  • Reversible wand for easier cleaning in hard-to-reach places

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Specs

 
Specifications
Dimensions (HxWxD): 29.6×11.0×13.7 inches
Weight: 11.65 pounds
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone technology
Suction power: 115 Air Watts (constant)
Movement Type: Ball Technology
Filter: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized Brushbar
Bin capacity: 0.19 gallons
Cord length: 20 ft.
Max reach: 28.72 ft

In the Box:

  • (1) Dyson DC24 All-Floors Upright Ball Vacuum - Purple
  • (1) User’s Guide
  • (1) Warranty Card

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

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Dyson DC24 All-Floors Vacuum - Purple
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