If Dyson Could Talk

That clear debris bin holds more than dust, dander, dirt, crumbs, and pet hair. It holds… secrets.

“Still not ready to talk, eh, Dyson? Well, I can do this all night. Mark my words: you will not leave these four walls until you tell us where you hid the stolen gold dust. Not alive, anyway.”

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“You’re damn right it’s a threat! You’re lucky that’s all it is right now! You say one more thing about your so-called right to a lawyer and they’ll have to wheel you out of here on a gurney instead of your easy, maneuverable yellow ball. Now, one more time: where’s the gold dust?”


“Still playing it like that, huh? I tell you, I see some real scum-suckers in this job, but your 115 airwatts of suction power and Root Cyclone technology really turn my stomach. The filth that you put into your body every day, it’s unbelievable. How can you live with yourself?”

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“So you’re a tough guy, is that it? You think I ain’t been around the block with slightly bigger vacs than you? The day I’m intimidated by a lightweight like you is the day I throw my badge into your debris bin. You see these pliers, here? Let me ask you something: you ever see what they can do to a vacuum like you?”


“I’ll start with your reversible wand. My pliers can get at hard-to-reach places too, you know. Then, if you still won’t tell me where the gold dust is, I’ll work on the motor inside that ball. That’s gonna be fun- oh, are we ready to talk now?”

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“Good boy. That wasn’t so hard, now, was it? Brandt! Coggins! Get in here! It’s in the HEPA filter, just like we thought!”

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Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty


Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Condition: Refurbished


  • Suction power – 115 airwatts (constant)
  • Ultra-lightweight and compact, weighing only 11.65 lbs.
  • Rides on a ball so you can get the vacuum where you need it without pushing and pulling, back and forth around corners and obstacles
  • The motor is stored inside the ball which gives it a lower center of gravity that improves maneuverability
  • Root Cyclone™ Technology: Patented Dyson technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Lifetime Washable HEPA Filtration (High Efficiency Particulate Air): Filters can remove 99.97% of airborne particles 0.3 micrometers in diameter. This can trap fine particles such as pollen or other allergens
  • Certified Asthma and Allergy Friendly by the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America
  • Easy Empty Bin: Button controlled system allows for a clean and hygienic way to discard dust and dirt it traps
  • Motorized Brushbar: Powerful bristles remove dirt and pet hair from carpets
  • Clear Bin allows you to see when the bin should be emptied and removes the need to buy specific vacuum bags
  • Reversible wand for easier cleaning in hard-to-reach places
  • User’s Guide
Product Specifications
Dimensions (HxWxD): 29.6×11.0×13.7 inches
Weight: 11.65 pounds
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone™ technology
Suction power: 115 Air Watts (constant)
Movement Type: Ball™ Technology
Filter: Lifetime washable HEPA filter
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized Brushbar
Bin capacity: 0.19 gallons
Cord length: 20 ft.
Max reach: 28.72 ft

In the box:

  • Dyson DC24 All-Floors Upright Ball Vacuum
  • User’s Guide
  • Warranty Card


Dyson DC24 All-Floors Vacuum w/ Root Cyclone, Lifetime HEPA Filter, Reversible Wand

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 14% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 13% < 25 woots
  • 9% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 20% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 99% bought 1
  • 1% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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