Spy On Dyson

Don't say anything to anyone ever unless you're vacuuming 

"I'm heading out. Do you think you'd be able to --" 

"Shhhhh! Don't say anything. Don't you know the government could be spying on us right now?" 

"It doesn't matter, I just need you to --"

"Of course it matters! I shouldn't even being saying this. Here." 

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"Why are you vacuuming right now? I'm trying to talk to you." 

"I'm using the Dyson DC35 Digital Multi Floor Cordless Vac for white noise. This way they can't hear us." 

"What?" 

"I'M TURNING ON THE VACUUM SO THE NSA DOESN'T SPY ON US, HONEY." 

"BUT NOW WE HAVE TO SCREAM AT EACH OTHER. SO THEY CAN STILL HERE US." 

"YOU'RE RIGHT!" 

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"YOU HAVE ANOTHER VACUUM??" 

"WHAT?"

"YOU HAVE ANOTHER DYSON?"

"OH YEAH, I BOUGHT TWO FROM WOOT IN CASE WE NEEDED EXTRA PROTECTION." 

"YOU BOUGHT TWO BOOTS?" 

"TWO ON WOOT!" 

"LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU TO DRY CLEAN YOUR SUIT." 

"NO, NOT SUIT -- WOOOOOT!" 

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Features

  • Root cyclone patented technology doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
  • Weighing a mere 4.85 pounds and is cordless offering you greater freedom
  • Fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery releases charge evenly throughout use and recharges up to 3 times faster than others
  • Powered by the Dyson digital motor up to 3 times faster than conventional motors
  • Dual Power Mode provides 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached) or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks
  • Detachable long-reach 26.1 " wand cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps
  • Ideal for quick, flexible cleaning on all floor types, stairs, upholstery and inside the car
  • Powerful centrifugal forces spin dust and dirt out of the air and into the bin
  • Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
  • High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
  • Hygienic and quick to empty, with no need to touch the dirt, just push the button
  • Lifetime filter never needs to be replaced, just wash every 3 to 6 months
  • Docking station stores and recharges vacuum and stores attachments

Motorized Floor Tool

  • Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
  • Ultra-fine, anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors
  • Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet
  • Pivots 180 degrees without losing contact with floor
  • Cleaner head stays flat to the floor when pulling backward and when vacuum is fully reclined for maximum suction under couches, beds, etc.
  • Velour bumper protects furniture and walls

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 6 Month Dyson

Specs

Specifications:
Patented cyclone technology: Root Cyclone Technology
Suction power Air Watts (constant): 65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode
 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
Bin Capacity: 0.09 gallons
Power: 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery
Dimensions: 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D)
Weight: 4.85 lbs
Voltage: 120V, 60Hz

In the box:

  • Dyson 22377-02 DC35 Purple
  • Lithium-Ion Battery
  • AC/DC Power Adapter
  • Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
  • Quick Start Guide
  • 26.1" Wand
  • Motorized Floor Tool
  • Combination Accessory Tool
  • Crevice Tool
  • Operating Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 4.778s
First Sucker:
Exavior
Last Wooter to Woot:
jakepars

Purchaser Experience

  • 16% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 20% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Dyson DC35 Digital Multi Floor Cordless Vac
$179.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$179.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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