Belligerent Men
Your wife will just love this Dyson Digital Slim Vacuum. It only weighs 4.85 pounds, so her weak, febrile wrists will be able to hold it up. And she won't damage her unmentionable baby-producing parts by hauling it up and down the stairs. It's powered by Root Cyclone technology and a Dyson digital motor, which is apparently important for vacuuming, though I have no idea as I've never used one (naturally).
Oh, don't be put off by my anachronistic male chauvinism. It's just that I'm a big "Mad Men" fan, and weave the show into every aspect of my life. The more I've been doing it, the more I realize they might have been onto something back in the 60s. I mean, every time I step out on my wife, I just buy her a new washing machine or vacuum, and my suffocating guilt is temporarily washed away. No problem.
And for alleviating remorse, you couldn't do better than this Dyson. She'll love the quick-charging lithium-ion battery (though you don't need to confuse her with all those big words), and she'll keep her hands as clean as an alabaster doll with the easy-empty canister. Why, she'll keep the house so spotless that you'll rarely be infuriated with her.
A word to the wise: Don't get a vacuum as nice as this for your assistant. She'll start getting the wrong idea, and pretty soon you'll have the entire female world turned against you (the succubi). So stick to a pack of smokes for your secretary and keep things simple.
Features
- Root cyclone patented technology doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Weighing a mere 4.85 pounds and is cordless offering you greater freedom
- Fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery releases charge evenly throughout use and recharges up to 3 times faster than others
- Powered by the Dyson digital motor up to 3 times faster than conventional motors
- Dual Power Mode provides 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached) or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks
- Detachable long-reach 26.1 " wand cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps
- Ideal for quick, flexible cleaning on all floor types, stairs, upholstery and inside the car
- Powerful centrifugal forces spin dust and dirt out of the air and into the bin
- Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
- High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
- Hygienic and quick to empty, with no need to touch the dirt. Just push the button
- Lifetime filter never needs to be replaced. Just wash every 3 to 6 months
- Docking station stores and recharges vacuum and stores attachments
Motorized Floor Tool
- Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
- Ultra-fine, anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors
- Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet
- Pivots 180 degrees without losing contact with floor
- Cleaner head stays flat to the floor when pulling backward and when vacuum is fully reclined for maximum suction under couches, beds, etc.
- Velour bumper protects furniture and walls
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): |
65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
In the Box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum (Choose: Blue or Purple)
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): |
65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
In the Box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum (Choose: Blue or Purple)
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 9m 26.661s
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