Beneath The Surface

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. We would like to make an announcement.

We are so excited to get our hands on these Klipsch 2.1 speakers. They're small and powerful, so we can mount them on the outside of our office building to blare our biggest announcement ever:

Microsoft has created a tablet that's FATED for Woot! 

These Klipsch speakers' front-mounted volume controls let us sing it from the rooftops: "The Surface is doomed for Woot! The Surface is doomed to Woot! Huzzay! Huzzah! The Surface is doomed for Woot!"

Sure, the subwoofer provides more than enough thumping bass for music, but it also lets us highlight the laughable game of catch-up that Microsoft seems perpetually trapped in. "People want phones?? Quick, do what Apple and Google did 5 years ago!" "Tablets? Uhhh, uhhhh, OK! Presentations with dudes in v-neck sweaters? You got it!" 

Anybody with a finger on the pulse of ANYTHING could tell you that the Surface is doomed for failure. And you know where failed products inevitably land? RIGHT HERE, BABY. GIMME GIMME GIMME.

It sure was thoughtful of Microsoft to develop a product for us. We don't know what we did to deserve it, but we really appreciate it. So we'd like to plug the speakers' 3.5mm jack right into our prototype Surface and…wait a minute…and have a great experience with…with…OK it's having a little trouble loading. Oh, and since all of our music is in iTunes we can't play it here…

OK, well we were going to play Microsoft a romantic ballad by way of thanks, but were foiled by the Surface's utter lack of functionality. And it is that very lack of functionality that will one day land a boatload of them on our doorstop. That's poetic justice  - or something.  

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Features

  • Front-mounted volume & bass level controls on subwoofer
  • 3.5mm input for quick hookup to your computer, mp3 player or cell phone
  • High style blends well into any decor
  • Compact size allows it to fit into confined spaces other systems cannot
  • 60" 3.5mm cable included in box

Warranty: 1 Year Klipsch

Specs

Specifications:
System Type: 2.1 Multimedia System
Power Handling: 25 Watts
Frequency Response 80Hz - 20kHz ±3 dB
Input: (1) 3.5mm Headphone Input
Midrange: (1) 1.3" Fiber Composite Cone Driver 
Subwoofer: (1) 3" Front Firing Fiber Composite Cone
Ported Enclosure
Satellite Cord Length: Approx 43"
Power Cord Length: Approx 6 feet
Finish: Satellite: High Gloss Black Subwoofer: Satin Black
Dimensions: Satellite: 4.25"(H) x 2.25"(W) x 2.75"(D)
Subwoofer: 4.5"(H) x 5.25"(W) x 5.75"(D)

 

In the box:

  • Energy by Klipsch EM-2.1 Multimedia System:
    • (2) Satellites with Pedestals
    • Subwoofer
    • 3.5mm Cable
    • AC Adapter
    • Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 59.114s
First Sucker:
Titanania
Last Wooter to Woot:
thejojosloan

Purchaser Experience

  • 17% first woot
  • 10% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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