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Dear Woot: how dare you ask me to turn my body into an advertisement for your crappy company – and pay for the privilege?

You think I’m such a sucker that I’m going to hand you my hard-earned cash for the right to plug your stupid web sites? Oh, wow, I get my choice of five ink colors printed on the same high-quality shirts Shirt.Woot uses – that’s like giving slaves the right to choose the color of the whip.

So what if your name is not actually on the t-shirt anywhere? So what if the only people who will even know that it’s a Woot shirt will be people who are already Woot fans? So what if it might as well be “advertising” the exclamation point itself? It’s still, uh, like, commercialism and, uh, stuff, and…wait, let me start this over:

Dear Exclamation Point: how dare you ask me to turn my body into an advertisement for your crappy punctuation mark – and pay for the privilege?

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Features

These shirts will take up to a week to produce so don't count on having them by Christmas. It'd be a terrible gift afterall.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – K4: 8.5” x 8.5”

Pantone Color(s): – White – or – 293 C – or – 348 C – or – 485 C – or – Glow-in-the-Dark

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.774s
First Sucker:
fubar1982
Last Wooter to Woot:
Braveit1

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 42% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 79% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3

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