In Stitches

Paul? Oh man, thank goodness you picked up the phone. You’re not going to believe this, but it happened again.

Hey listen, don’t make me feel worse than I already do for calling you, okay? Just get down to the Harvest Motel as soon as you can. I’m in Room 212, but you’ll have to stop off at the front office to get a key. Oh, and bring that First Aid Kit Bundle 2-pack of yours, too. I don’t think this lady did quite as good a job stitching me back up as the other two.

What do you mean you’re not coming? Come on, don’t make me call an ambulance, man. It was embarrassing enough to call the second time this happened. If I call the hospital to tell them another mysterious woman stole another kidney from my body, I’ll have to hear about it the entire ride to the emergency room. Just get your two Johnson & Johnson 150-Piece First Aid Kit down here pronto, dude. I’m sure with all the gauze, tape, wipes, bandages, and ointment in the thing we can come up with something to keep my innards from spilling on your floor mats. We can do quick patches with the included 12-Piece To-Go Packs on the way to the hospital if we need to. Quick question, though. Do you have room for a dialysis machine in your car? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure it’s the only thing keeping me alive right now. I dunno, maybe we can plug it into the cigarette lighter.

Yes, Paul, I understand this one was “your” kidney. Don’t think I don’t appreciate your kind donation from the last time this happened, alright, buddy? I was just really sure this girl really liked me this time. Now seriously, this is the last time I’ll ask you for help, I swear. Third time’s the charm, right?

And get here quick, could you? This icy bathtub is getting really uncomfortable.

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Features

 

Warranty:1 Year Johnson & Johnson

Condition: New

Features:

  • Family-friendly kit features a variety of essential items to help deal with cuts, scrapes, minor burns, sprains, strains, and more
  • Features healing products from leading brands such as Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand, BAND-AID®, NEOSPORIN®, COACH®, and more
  • Includes a step-by-step first aid guide that is approved by the American College of Emergency Physicians
  • The carrying case keeps everything together and makes it easy to carry along on outings

To Go Pack Features:

  • Includes essential first aid items and supplies such as BAND-AID® Brand Adhesive Bandages, hand cleansing wipes, and Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand Hospital Grade Gauze Pads
  • Comes in a durable plastic case that fits in your pocket, backpack, gym bag, or suitcase to care for minor cuts and scrapes

Each Kit Includes:

  • (9) Johnson & Johnson Hand Cleansing Wipes – 5” x 7 3/4” each
  • (2) NEOSPORIN® Brand First Aid Antibiotic Ointment – Net Wt 1/32oz (0.9g) each
  • (1) Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand Instant Burn Cooling Patch – 1.0” x 2.6”
  • (12) Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand Gauze Pads (Six 2-Packs) – 2” x 2”
  • (1) Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand Tape (no scissors required) – 1/2” x 5 yds
  • (30) BAND-AID® Brand Adhesive Bandages – Variety Pack
  • (14) BAND-AID® Brand Sheer Strips Adhesive Bandages – 7/8” x 7/8”
  • (34) BAND-AID® Brand Sheer Strips Adhesive Bandages – 5/8” x 2 1/4”
  • (30) BAND-AID® Brand Sheer Strips Adhesive Bandages – 3/4” x 3”
  • (2) BAND-AID® Brand Sheer Strips Adhesive Bandages – 2 1/4” x 3”
  • (10) BAND-AID® Brand Butterfly Closures – 3/8” x 1 3/4”
  • (1) COACH® Brand Instant Cold Pack
  • (1) Johnson & Johnson RED CROSS® Brand First Aid Guide
  • (2) Non-Sterile, Disposable Health Care Gloves
  • (1) Coupon Book (up to $15 in values)
  • (1) Durable plastic shell

Each To-Go Pack Includes:

  • (2) Hand Cleansing Wipes – 5” x 7 3/4”
  • (4) JOHNSON & JOHNSON First Aid Gauze (Two 2-Packs) – 2” x 2”
  • (2) BAND-AID® Brand Flexible Fabric Adhesive Bandages – 3/4" x 3”
  • (4) BAND-AID® Brand Flexible Fabric Adhesive Bandages – 5/8” x 2 1/4”
  • (1) Durable Plastic Case

In the box:

  • (2) Johnson & Johnson 150-Piece First Aid Kit with 12-Piece To-Go Packs

Specs

Johnson & Johnson 150-Piece First Aid Kits
12-Piece To-Go Packs

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