Forever Lazy - 3 Sizes

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You know what? I work hard. I hold down a respectable job, support my family and always make sure they have the things they need.

I'd say that means I deserve a break every now and then. And how I choose to unwind and relax at the end of a long day day is none of your business, so long as I'm in the privacy of my own home.

So yeah. I'm a grown man who likes to be swaddled like a baby. SO WHAT? That's between me and my blankie. And also my wife since it's near impossible to tuck in all the ends myself.

Yeah. She did suggest that I get a Forever Lazy once. Even though the ultra-soft fleece does look really comfortable and cozy, I really just like the feeling of being all snuggled up tight. And if I had that 2-way zipper, I wouldn't even have to wiggle my way out. Where's the challenge in that? Plus, having my arms free would make it far too easy to suck my thumb, and I'm really trying to quit.

You don't have to be crass. I get it. The zippered front and back hatches are for bathroom "convenience" but that's not really a selling point for me. Though I suppose it would make the diaper changes easier for my wife. I guess I'll have to think about it.

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Features

  • The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
  • Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
  • 2-way zipper
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
  • Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
  • This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
  • Sizes run large
  • 100% polyester

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Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Forever Lazy

Specs

Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size)
Size Height Weight in Pounds
XS/S
  • 5'0" - 5'7"
  • 105-150
M
  • 5'2" - 5'4"
  • 5'6" - 5'7"
  • 5'8 "
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10" - 5'11"
  • 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 155-170
  • 150-210
  • 110-210
  • 110-200
  • 110-195
  • 110-190
  • 110-185
L/XL
  • 5'7" - 5'8"
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10"- 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 6'1"- 6'5"
  • 215-260
  • 205-260
  • 195-260
  • 180-260
  • 155-260
Specifications
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Care:
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach when Needed
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Cool Iron if Needed
Made in: China

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

  • (1) Forever Lazy
  • (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

 

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
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  • 31% bought 3 or more

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Forever Lazy
$3.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.