Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It

Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.

Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.

Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Extra Long Life Batteries from a name you can trust
  • Perfect for remotes, radios, clocks, phones, flashlights, toys and more!
  • Choose AA or AAA size
  • Extra Long Life batteries contain no harmful mercury or cadmium
  • 900mAh
  • Expiration Date: 10/2014

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

In the box:

  • (60) Fuji Extra Long Life AA Heavy-Duty Batteries

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
jgayhart
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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  • captcahill

    captcahill finds them to be awful.

    8:45 AM, 8/21/2012
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