Swiss Legend Ceramic Chronograph Watch (Your Choice: Men's or Women's)

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Watches: the classic gender identifier.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "I'm a guy, so I'll get the 'his' watch!" or "I'm a girl, so it's a 'her' watch for me!" But c'mon! Don't be so close-minded! This isn't about choosing the watch for now. This is about what you want from your future.

Now, I'm know I'm just restating what everyone knows here, but as has been published in the pamphlets of the great Double Dr. (not just a doctor; a double doctor) Francis Clownman, our planet will be invaded within the next ten years by a species of aliens (the Trogors) who possess great power but cannot see above the average human wrist. Therefore, they will have no way of knowing if you human female or a human male except based on what kind of watch you're wearing.

If you've got on a Men's Throttle Black Ceramic Chronograph Watch with a Black textured dial and luminous silver tone hands and Arabic numerals, then you'll be sent back to the Trogors' home planet (Trogorptork) where you'll be forced to mine valuable torgnok from Photribik Mountain Range.

On the other hand, if you're wearing a Women's Karamica Collection Ceramic Watch with genuine black mother-of-pearl dial and slender silver-tone hands, you'll stay on Earth, but you'll be forced to do such Trogorian dances as the Zorbtrimik, the Twiznilip, the Zimprimp, and the Eiiiip, all of which were choreographed for the Trogor's twelve legged bodies.

Yes, neither life will be pleasant, but at least you'll be able to choose, and that's worth something, right? I mean, if they can only see as high as the wrist, then how else are they going to identify your gender? Although, I guess the wrist hangs around the waist, and there are those things at waist-level that are pretty indicative of gender...

Wait, you mean Double-Doctor Francis Clownman lied to me?

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Features

Your Choice of the Following:

Men's Throttle Black Ceramic Chronograph Watch, Model 10028
Sales Price $149.99,  List Price $1395.00 89% off

For over a quarter of a century the makers of Swiss Legend have created their own legendary reputation by bringing their loyal customers timepieces steeped in tradition, design and versatility. Swiss Legend is a dynamic brand unlike any other.

  • Black ceramic case, bracelet, and bezel with stainless steel accents
  • Black textured dial
  • Anti-reflective sapphire crystal
  • Chronograph functions with 60 second, 30 minute and 1/10 of a second subdials
  • Date display at 4 o'clock
  • Luminous silver tone hands and Arabic numerals
  • Stainless steel pushers and screw-down crown
  • Swiss quartz movement
  • Water-resistant to 100 M (330 feet)
  • Assembled in China

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Women's Karamica Collection Ceramic Watch, Model 20050
Sales Price $99.99, List Price $995.00 90% off

An elegant, head-turning blend of old-world charm and contemporary flair, the Women's Ceramic Karamica Collection Watch from Swiss Legend is both artful and a pleasure to wear.

  • Ceramic and stainless steel bezel and case
  • Genuine black mother-of-pearl dial
  • Scratch-resistant sapphire crystal
  • Roman numeral hour markers
  • Slender silver-tone hands
  • Date display at three o'clock
  • Black-tone ceramic band with deployment clasp
  • Swiss quartz movement
  • Water resistant to 100 M 330 feet
  • Assembled in China

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 5 Year Swiss Legend

Specs

Men's Watch
Shape Round
Dial Window Material Anti-reflective Sapphire Crystal
Display Type Analog
Clasp Deployment Clasp
Case Material Ceramic
Case Diameter 46mm
Case Thickness 13mm
Band Material Ceramic
Band Length Men's Standard
Band Width 28mm
Bezel Material Ceramic
Movement Swiss quartz
Water Resistance 330 ft.

 

Women's Watch
Shape Round
Dial Window Material Scratch-resistant Sapphire Crystal
Display Type Analog
Clasp Deployment Clasp
Case Material Stainless Steel, Ceramic
Case Diameter 40mm
Case Thickness 11mm
Band Material Ceramic
Band Length Women's Standard
Band Width 19mm
Bezel Material Stainless Steel, Ceramic
Movement Swiss quartz
Water Resistance 330 ft.

 

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