Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!

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Features

  • Three powerful speed settings to set and control your fan speed for optimal flow
  • Oscillating front grill helps to disperse airflow
  • Advanced blade system along with adjustable-tilt fan head delivers maximum air flow
  • Includes easy to use Remote Control
  • Automatic shut off timer and breeze functions to run up to 8 hours
  • Retractable cord for easy storage
  • Integrated carry handle
  • Top mounted control panel with LED's

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  5 Year Limited Holmes

Specs

Specifications
Color: Black
Number of Blades: 5
Number of Speed Settings: 3
Wattage: 50W
Blade Diameter: 12 Inches
Timer: Up to 8 Hours
Dimensions: 19.3"(H)x17.9"(W)x6.7"(D)
Weight: 6.6 Pounds

In the Box:

  • Holmes HFF1210AR-CWM 12 inch Remote Blizzard Power

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 35.992s
First Sucker:
Ryry43082
Last Wooter to Woot:
BuckeyeJohn

Purchaser Experience

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  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 32% < 25 woots
  • 52% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
  • 98% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Holmes 12 inch Remote Blizzard Power
$24.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$24.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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