HP Pavilion 15-B129WM TouchSmart Sleekbook Laptop, 15.6" HD BrightView Touchscreen, AMD A6-4455M, 500GB SATA, 4GB DDR3, Win8

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Hi Brabara,

I wanted to talk to discuss a series of incidents that have occurred recently here in the workplace. This is a delicate issue and it’s difficult for me to talk about it, but I don’t think I can stay silent any longer.

Thanks,

HP

 

Hi HP,

Just got your email. Remember, as your HR representative, I’m here to help. Please keep in mind anything you tell me - either via email or in person - is completely confidential. What are the details of these incidents?

Best,

Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

On 4/13 of this year, Storphemie Domerset slid her index finger across me in a manner that was unsolicited and unwelcome. This happened again with Storphemie on 4/14 and 4/15.

I’m sad to say Storphemie wasn’t the only person who touched me. Demp Orls, Adadam Bupdike and Glance Meeks have also swiped, poked, and otherwise handled me inappropriately. This seems to be happening with increased frequency and I am deeply troubled. I want to command the respect of these individuals, but it seems impossible. All they do is come to me asking, asking, asking, and then they start up with the touching and touching and touching. THE RELENTLESS DRAGGING OF FINGERS ACROSS MY BODY.

What can I do, Brabara?

-HP

 

Hi HP,

What did you say the “HP" stands for in your name?

-Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

The HP stands for Hewlett Packard.

-HP

 

HP,

So you’re some kind of computing device?

-Brabara

 

Hi Brabara,

Yes, I am a laptop.

-HP

 

HP,

You silly little pumpkin. The “H” in “HR” stands for “human.” As in “human resources.” Now quit shirkin’ and get back to work!

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  • Powered by the AMD A6-4455M 2.10GHz dual-core processor for responsive multitasking performance and energy efficiency in whatever you choose to do
  • 15.6" HD BrightView LED-backlit Touchscreen display with 1366 x 768 resolution showcases movies and games in stunning clarity
  • 4GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power
  • 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
  • USB 3.0 for quicker device charging and up to 10x faster transfers than USB 2.0
  • Enhanced viewing with the integrated AMD Radeon HD 7500G Discrete-Class graphics
  • 802.11n wireless networking provides easy connection to available networks for smooth Internet access on the go
  • Windows® 8 makes the things you do every day easier

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Warranty: 90 Day HP

Specs

Specifications:
Processor: AMD A6-4455M 2.10GHz (Max Turbo of 2.60GHz)
1MB L2 Cache
Processor Core: Dual-Core
Screen Size: 15.6"
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Resolution: 1366 x 768
Display Type: HD BrightView LED-backlit Touchscreen
Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 7500G
(up to 2033MB total graphics memory)
Memory: 4GB DDR3 (supports up to 8GB)
Hard Drive: 500GB SATA (5400rpm) with HP ProtectSmart Hard Drive Protection
Optical Drive: None
Network: 10/100 BASE-T Fast Ethernet
Wireless: 802.11b/g/n 1x1
Bluetooth: No
Card Reader: Multi-Format SD Card Reader
Battery: 4-Cell Lithium-Ion
Sound: Audio Altec Lansing speakers with Dolby® Advanced Audio
Webcam: HP TrueVision HD
Microphone: Integrated
Keyboard: Full-Size Island-Style with Numeric Keypad
Pointing Device: Touchpad supporting multi-touch gestures with on/off button
Fingerprint Reader: No
I/O Ports:
HDMI: 1
USB 3.0: 2
USB 2.0: 1
RJ-45: 1
Combo Headphone/Mic Jack: 1
Operating System:
Genuine Windows 8 (64-bit)
Power:
65W AC Adapter
4-Cell 37WHr 2.55Ah Lithium-Ion Battery
Dimensions:
15.19"(W) x 0.97"(H) x 10.2"(D)
Weight:
5.62 lbs

 

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  • HP Pavillion 15-B129WM TouchSmart Sleekbook Laptop, 15.6" HD BrightView Touchscreen, AMD A6-4455M, 500GB SATA, 4GB DDR3, Win8
  • AC Adapter

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