I would love one of these HP Notebooks, but I’m a little short on cash at the moment. Can I interest you in some valuable collectibles from my childhood?

I present to you 1,000 copies of Teddy Higuera’s rookie card from the 1985 Fleer Update set. Higuera, of course, was the ace of the late ‘80s Milwaukee Brewers teams until an unfortunate rotator-cuff injury ended his Hall of Fame hopes. I bought these cards to fund my college education, but I’m willing to let them go for a little less because I like this computer.

Like Higuera, its 320GB SATA hard drive and Dual Core Intel 2.10GHz Pentium Processor T4300 mark it as All-Star material. Like the portly Higuera, its ample 17.3” LED screen cuts an imposing figure. Like Higuera, who tallied 15 complete games during his 20-win season in 1986, it’s durable and dependable. And like Higuera, it’ll only be at the top of its field for about four or five years.

What? No, of course I don’t think you’re an idiot – unless you pass this deal up.

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