Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It

Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.

Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.

Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Don’t be fooled by low-end, low quality burial caskets
  • Proudly Made in the USA, J&D’s Bacon Coffins are top of the line and come equipped standard with all the features the discerning bacon enthusiast would want…in the afterlife
  • J&D’s Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles
  • The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens
  • Put the fun in funerals

Please note: Due to the size of this item a phone number and physical address are required to schedule delivery.

Specs

  • Material: 18 gauge steel
  • Finish: Painted Bacon and Pork shading
  • Design: Square Corner, Gasketed Casket
  • Interior: Ivory crepe
  • Exterior Dimensions: 28”(W) x 84”(L) x 24”(H)
  • Weight: 220 lbs

In the box:

  • J&D's Bacon Coffin

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J&D's Bacon Coffin
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