She’s not going to come back, you know. All of the advanced 2.4 GHz wireless keyboards in the world aren’t going to change that.

It’s done. Just let it go and try to move on. If you’re honest with yourself, you know she gave you more than enough chances to fix the things your relationship needed to survive. In the end you just weren’t able to change. You need to accept that she needs something more than empty promises and Logitech K340 Wireless Keyboards, and get on with your life.

Don’t you get it? She never cared about tiny Logitech® Unifying Receivers or three-year keyboard battery life. She cared about you! All she wanted was for you to give her the same amount of affection and devotion you seemed to shower all over those low-profile keys. Frankly, I’m surprise it took her this long to leave.

I mean, just what are you going to do? Do you think you’re going to trick her mother into telling her where she’s staying by telling her about the Function keys you can customize with SetPoint™ Software? And if, for some reason, she does, what then? If you show up on her doorstep waving aruond a wireless keyboard and blathering on about the tiny Logitech® Unifying Receiver that can stay in your notebook computer, she’s going to slam the door in your face.

And you know what? Maybe that’s a good thing. After all, if it takes something drastic like the love of your life shutting you out of her life for you to see how ridiculous your obsession with refurbished technology, maybe you never deserved her in the first place.

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