Heed the crushing, relentless power of air! It may seem insubstantial. It may seem like literally nothing. And yet, if a big enough box full of it fell on you, you’d die. We are told that the air in the column of space surrounding the Eiffel Tower weighs more than the tower itself, and until we weigh it ourselves, we can’t argue. Remember those elephantine, cycle-riding twins in the Guinness Book of World Records? People thought those guys were pretty obese, but when it comes to ultra-maximum heaviosity, they have nothing on air.

Put this Gilgameshian force to work for you in one of life’s most distasteful, hair-encrusted situations. The MAG KleerDrain Instant Drain Opener blasts an invisible missile of compressed gas into your clogged pipes, pummeling through the toughest obstructions like Jason Toon plowing through a box of Little Debbies. Not only will it let your drains flow free without dumping a bunch of corrosive chemicals into our water supply, the KleerDrain will also lighten your household with its whimsical attitude toward correct spelling.

If you’re still not sure about buying this thing, consider how terrifying air can be when aroused: tornadoes laying waste to mobile home communities…gusts turning routine fly balls into home runs…the deafening roar of an overfilled bicycle tire finally giving way and bursting. If it’s all the same to you, air would like you to purchase a MAG KleerDrain. Get our drift? That’s a real nice roof you got there. It’d be a shame if anything happened to it.

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