All the kids are doing it these days – and for our purposes, “kids” includes Russian organized-crime cartels, Chinese black-market entrepreneurs, and actual kids. It’s called video piracy and we’re told it’s siphoning millions of imaginary dollars out of Brangelina’s collective pocket and spraying them all over streetcorners in Shanghai and Manhattan. If you don’t have a DVD burner, you’re missing all the fun.

No need to putz around inside your computer case – this Memorex 16X DVD+-/RW Dual Layer External Drive can correct your video-piracy deficiencies in a hygienic external fashion, through either USB or FireWire. You can browse the boring specs below for the specific speeds at which this drive works its sundry mojos, if you’re so inclined. The important part here is that you’ll soon be operating your own illicit movie-stealing operation for fun and profit. And if the MPAA catches up with you and makes with the whole cease-and-desist routine, hey, there’s always music piracy: this drive burns CDs, too.

Warning: If you get hauled off to the clink for pirating DVDs, don’t waste your phone call on us. We never met, got it? Got it?

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