I was walking on a beach.

And beside me, there was the Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light. And we could see our footprints in the sand.

And when I looked back, thanks to the long-lasting bright white light, I could see through the darkness to where we had been.

And I said “Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light? What about those times when there were only one set of footprints?”

And the Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light said “That was when I was attached to your cell phone.”

And I said “Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light, what about those times where there’s a little pile of what looks like paper?”

And the Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light said “That’s where you peeled and attached my packet of stick-on bling stones. See? They’re all over me right now.”

And then I said “Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light? Where are we? How did we even get to this beach?”

And the Excalibur H102S-CS-SG Silver Mini Cellphone Light said “It’s really time you think about seeing someone regarding your drinking. And also, you’re not gonna be happy when you look at your outgoing call list from tonight.”

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