An arms race of coolness.

Suzy thinks she’s so cool just because she wears her backpack with only one strap. Like, that is so lame. I always wear my Mountain Trails Sidekick Daypack with the straps on neither shoulder. That’s right, I just kneel down and balance my backpack in between my shoulder blades as I scoot between classes. It’s a bit of a pain, but fashion over function, y’know?

I mean, the backpack is cool too I guess. It’s got lots of pockets, compartments, and padding, but what makes it super awesome is how I wear it. You’ll see, in five years EVERYONE is going to be wearing backpacks like this, and you can tell them you knew the girl who started it.

All right, I can’t look up without my backpack falling off, so can you point me towards home?

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