It's more than just a hammock.
You can call it morbid; I don't care. I've made my decision and I'm happy with it. I'm gonna die in this here hammock.
"Made my peace?" I haven't made my peace. I'm looking forward to this. No, I'm not sick. I'm not dying, at least not at a rate any faster than anyone else. I just mean that I'm going to spend my last waking moments of life in this Pawleys Island WeatherSmart® Hammock.
Not in the sense that I'm gonna end it all here and now, mind you. I just mean if you gotta go, why not go in a hammock? It's comfortable, it sways gently in the breeze, and it's nice and peaceful. What's so weird about that?
You're telling me you'd rather be in a hospital hooked up to a million tubes and machines, smelling like bleach and sickness, with your butt hanging out of a paper gown? Not me. I'm going in style.
Well, my butt might be hanging out. But I won't be wearing a paper gown.
Burgundy
Burgundy
Lodon
Rust
Spruce
Features
- WeatherSmart® is an innovative material that’s as soft as cotton but performs like the finest synthetic – because it is
- Resistant to rot, mildew, and mold, and dries unbelievably quickly, so all summer you’ll be dry and comfortable
- Spill your margarita? No worries – WeatherSmart® cleans up fast and is unfadable – the color is solution-dyed, which means the color is added as the fiber is being created rather than “painted” or dyed later
- Peace of mind knowing that WeatherSmart® requires less energy and water to produce. Good for you, and the environment
Warranty: 1 Year Hammock Source
Specs
- Accommodates: 2 people
- Bed size: 60” wide x 80” long
- Overall length: 13’
- Weight Capacity: 350 lbs
In the box:
Hammock stand NOT included.
- Pawleys Island WeatherSmart® Rope Hammock (Choose Color)
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 5m 56.663s
- First Sucker:
- Mahihko
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- allisonk
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