Making covert exchanges like this used to be cooler.

“This ain’t what I signed up for, Bobby. Y’know? Bein’ a bag man used to be exciting.”

“It’s a dyin’ art, Teddy.”

“Tell me about it. Used to be you’d have big bags of cash or trucks full of stolen guns or at least a briefcase full of hundreds. And now look at us. Haulin’ around a Pelican Case for SD Memory Cards.”

“At least it’s water resistant.”

“What the hell’s that mean?”

“I dunno. Pelican’s a trusted brand. Durable. It’s not like we’re holdin’ some rinky dink plastic case for Hot Wheels or somethin’.”

“Might as well be.”

“Ah, don’t be like that. It’s unbecoming. Now are you gonna shoot this guy and double cross him or what?”

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