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Whoa, this place is a wreck. Guess it was a heck of birthday party. All these empty light boxes, a whole bunch of beer cans, a post-it note that says “Don’t forget to check the Dow tonight”... and a refurbished Philips 47” 1080p HDTV? Where’d this come from? Better call the guys at Philips.
Hey, morning, Philips! Oh, sorry, we’ll try not to talk so loud. Hey, you know somebody left us a Philips 47” 1080p HDTV? We figured you’d want to know since it’s got that great 1920×1080p resolution thing goin’ on.
Oh, you left it here on purpose? Well, that’s very kind of you! Aw, there’s even a card. Guess we just didn’t see it at the party. What a cute little duckie, such a sweet little card. Thank you, Philips. Boy, going down the list of features on the Philips 47” 1080p HDTV, it really has everything. Incredible Surround to magnify the sound field, EasyLink for sharing functionality with connected items, Dolby Digital output for a home theater, a bunch of HDMI… wait… did you write this list while you were drunk?
No, no, we’re asking because you wrote “3 HDMI Ports” on here. No, there are actually four. No, really, there are four HDMI ports on the Philips 47” 1080p HDTV. Dude, we don’t care what you said, there are four HDMI ports, end of story. What, you need a picture or something for proof? Really? Okay, okay, hang on. There. We took a picture of the four HDMI ports as proof they’re really there just like we say they are. Yeah. See ‘em? Four HDMI ports. Clear as day.
Wait. You’re saying you wrote that crap about three HDMI ports on your official website? And on other sites too? Even though it was wrong? Dude. Dude. That’s like the funniest thing ever. We told you to stop drinking at midnight, remember? Remember that? Maybe this time it’ll stick.
Anyway, we’re sure it’s no big deal. No, don’t worry, the Philips 47” 1080p HDTV is a great TV. Dude, it’s 47 inches, people will love it. They won’t even care about how many HDMI ports there are. Although there are actually four of them as proven by that photo. No way, dude, you’ll never live this one down. Every time we see a cute little duckie from now on… what? Look in our hall closet?
Okay, but we don’t know why we’re… wait, did you leave me another present? We’re opening the closet door now, we’re… aw, dude. Dude! That’s sick, Philips! Sick! Yeah, okay, guess we are even now. Well played. And thanks for the Philips 47” 1080p HDTV. But, dude, you really need to get more a little more fiber in your diet.
Features
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty Warranty: 90 Day Philips Features: Picture/Display: Computer Supported Display Resolution Video Formats Sound: Loudspeakers: Convenience: Multimedia Applications: Tuner/Reception/Transmission: Connectivity: Power: Dimensions: In the box:
Specs
Philips 47PFL3603D/F7B 47” Full HD 1080p LCD TV Pixel Plus HDSpecs
Philips 47PFL3603D/F7B 47” Full HD 1080p LCD TV Pixel Plus HDSales Stats
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