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Soothe muscles, relieve stress, and enhance blood circulation with the Prospera Penguin Percussion Massager. Featuring a streamlined handle and compact design, this handheld massager uses pulsation and infrared heat to target aching muscles. Designed to meet your specific needs, the Penguin has an adjustable speed that lets you find your preferred intensity, and it delivers deep-tissue massage when you apply pressure to your muscles.

Handheld Massager Soothes Tired Muscles:

  • Whether you want to soothe tired muscles after a workout or simply wind down after a stressful day, the Penguin lets you enjoy the relaxing and invigorating effects of massage
  • Its head delivers infrared heat and 3,000 pulses per minute to provide powerful, penetrating relief
  • The infrared heat reaches multiple muscle layers, making the Penguin ideal for targeting large muscle groups, such as those on your back, neck, chest, and legs
  • And when you want to work even deeper into muscles, simply apply slight pressure and the Penguin will provide a deep-tissue massage

Compact Design:

  • Measuring 18" L x 6" W x 4" H and weighing just 3.5 pounds, the Penguin is easy to handle and hold
  • Its compact size makes it ideal for at-home or on-the-go use
  • Wherever you are, the Penguin will be ready to sooth away your aches and pains and leave you feeling refreshed--just plug it into any standard outlet and enjoy

Adjustable Speed for a Custom Massage:

  • Whether you crave a light touch or a deep massage, the Penguin offers two speed settings to meet your needs
  • Transitioning from low to high speed is effortless--just slide the button that is conveniently located on top of the handle

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty


Dimensions: 18" L x 6" W x 4" H
Weight: 3.5 lbs.
Voltage: 100-120V ~ 50/60Hz
Power: 26 Watts
Cord Length: 70"
ETL Certified: Yes

In the Box:

  • (1) Prospera PL888/PL008 Percussion Penguin Massager

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 24.444s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 57% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

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Prospera Percussion Penguin Massager
$19.99 Sold Out Health & Beauty
$19.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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