A Cover Up

What are you hiding under that thing?

Hey guys! Man, what a beautiful day to just chill out and kick it at the beach! Thanks for inviting me! Here, let me lay my towel down and take off my shirt, which is something I'm totally not nervous to do at all!

What's what? Oh, that! It's my Prospera Electronic Pulse Massager! Yeah, I've found there's nothing better than relaxing on some soft sand and getting a massage from an a electronic device! Certainly, I'm not using the Prospera's nodes to cover up any embarrassingly shaped freckles!

No, I simply love its soothing pulse, which can relieve the pain of a stiff neck or a sore leg or whatever, but I personally like to use it on these four specific points on my chest, which are completely unrelated to where any birthmarks lie or anything like that.

Why, you'd think leaving them there all day would get annoying, but not so! Thanks to its 5 settings, I can keep things interesting, and if I find one that I like more than others, there's a "repeat" option!

It sure is an excellent product, one that I'm using here on the beach because I genuinely enjoy it, and not at all because I have four freckles that are the exact shapes of Australia, Alaska, Greenland, and the Isle of Man! 

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Features

Now you can use in your home, a device normally only available in sessions with a physical therapist or chiropractor. The Prospera Electronic Pulse massager is a compact, portable, micro-computer-controlled device. In addition to your back and neck, it can be used on your shoulders, legs, arms, and feet. It may help to relieve pain and numbness caused by a stiff neck, and other conditions causing chronic pain.

  • 5 automatic massage programs plus repeat
  • 3 different massage technique choices
  • Adjustable speed
  • High frequency stimulation to relieve pain quickly
  • Ergonomically designed for optimum comfort
  • Requires (4) AAA batteries, included
  • LCD shows massage style, intensity and time remaining
  • FDA registered

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Prospera

Specs

Power DC6V (4 AAA batteries)
Dimensions  8" x 2" x 1" Plus attachment pads
Weight  0.5lbs

In the box:

(1) Prospera PL009 Electronic Pulse Massager includes:

  • (4) Contact Pads
  • (4) AAA Batteries

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Prospera PL009 Electronic Pulse Massager
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