Thrice the fear! Thrice the… the… what, is this a remote controlled TRIANGLE?

Nothing is scary like a triangle is scary. Why is that? Could it be the magical way everyone gets mad when they have to divide by three? That could be it. After all, what’s more scary than being responsible for getting nine people an equal amount of pizza? Axe murderers? Don’t make us laugh.

The Excalibur RC Terror Triangle takes that terror to the next level, though. It drives right to the elevator and with four blinking wheels says “Next level, please!” until the elevator operator faints dead away. And when the doors open, terror has a new name. Because the Excalibur RC Terror Triangle also can GO UPRIGHT AND SPIN. That’s REAL TERROR.

If you’re the kind of person that enjoys Deadly Evil Robot Trivial Pursuit, this is for you. If you’re the kind of person that enjoys painting and wants to see a giant robot cheese take revenge on a mouse, this is for you. And if you’re the kind of person that likes to drive a scary black triangle around the kitchen, this is certainly for you.

But if you’re easily scared, stay far, far away. At least three times as far as normal. The Excalibur RC Terror Triangle is nothing to toy with.

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