If I ever end up drinking through a tube, just end it.

Let it be known, in front of my friends and loved ones, that if I should ever be so incapacitated as to require a TUBE in order to get water into my body, I would rather you just pull the plug.

I’ve seen people who get their water from Mountain Trails Revive Hydration Packs, and it’s just sad. They can’t even pour a glass of water for themselves, but have to store it in an antimicrobial bladder, and drink it through a tube that they keep it in place with dual swivel stays. That’s no life.

I mean, those things have breathable shoulder straps and padded back panels. What could be better, right? Anything. I’d rather feel nothing at all than the drip of water into my gullet through one of these things.

You think I misunderstand the entire premise of why people use hydration packs? Oh…Hmm…I see. That sounds very convenient.

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