No, don’t worry, it shouldn’t take long.

I’m on my WEP 470 Samsung Bluetooth Headset while I walk to the store. So anyway, I think I may be able to devise a mathematical theorem to account for the experience of the observer in the universe. Well you know how most of our physics is dependent on their being an observer and that observer’s effect on the phenomena being observed?

Suppose you could account for just the observer. A formula that would account for the relationships between what the observer observes and wants to observe. What do you mean you don’t understand? This thing has noise and echo cancellation. I know I’m coming through loud and clear. Oh.

Well say for example there are two points in space. One relationship might be means by which you can travel between them, say by sea or by air. Well now we start examining the relationship between those relationships. A plane develops, sort of holding these two other constructs in tandem to each other. Now suddenly we can start picking out the relationships between these relationships.

It’s an infinity loop, see? Suddenly this formula becomes as algorithmic and exponential as a human mind. It’s through this methodology that we’re able to actually create, and account for, an observer. Because it then allows us to start postulating on unobservable events! Don’t you get it?

Hang on, I have to pay for my Jamba Juice. I’ll call you right back.

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